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Vol. LXI, No. 24
 
Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Kam’s Kapsules by Kam Williams

Away from Her (Unrated). Romance drama highlights the unorthodox love triangle which arises when a woman with Alzheimers (Julie Christie) leaves her husband (Gordon Pinsent) of many years to check herself into a nursing home where she falls in love with a deaf mute resident (Michael Murphy). Cast includes Olympia Dukakis.

Black Book (R for sexuality, profanity, gruesome violence, and graphic nudity). Paul Verhoeven directs this WWII fictional account of the exploits of a once-wealthy, Dutch Jewish singer (Carice van Houten) who joins the Resistance to track down and exact revenge on the Nazis responsible for the slaughter of her family in the Holocaust. (In Dutch, German, Hebrew and English with subtitles.)

Bug (R for nudity, sexuality, profanity, drug use and graphic violence). Claustrophobic psychological thriller about a lonely waitress (Ashley Judd) living in a dilapidated Oklahoma motel who enters an ill-advised relationship with a drifter (Michael Shannon) whose paranoia gradually gets the better of him.

DOA: Dead or Alive (PG-13 for nudity, sexuality and pervasive violence). Screen adaptation of the best-selling video game of the same name about four, scantily-clad, fearless females (Helena Carter, Holly Valance, Jaime Pressley and Devon Aoki) picked to compete against men in a martial arts tournament being staged on an exotic island in the middle of nowhere. With Eric Roberts, Brian J. White and Matthew Marsden.

Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer (Unrated). Sequel finds our intrepid team of superheroes, comprised of Mr. Fantastic (Ioan Gruffudd), the Human Torch (Chris Evans), the Invisible Woman (Jessica Alba) and Thing (Michael Chiklis), squaring-off against an intergalactic foe (Doug Jones) bent on destruction while also dealing with the return of their archenemy, Dr. Doom (Julian McMahon). Cast includes Kerry Washington and Andre Braugher, with Laurence Fishburne as the voice of the Silver Surfer.

Fido (R for graphic violence). Fifties horror flick satire, set in an idyllic suburban town, revolving around a precocious 11 year-old boy (K'Sun Ray) determined to keep his domesticated, 6' tall pet zombie (Billy Connolly) over the objections of his parents (Carrie-Anne Moss and Dylan Baker) even after it eats their next-door neighbor.

Gracie (PG-13 for brief sexuality). Overcoming-the-odds sports drama, set in 1978, about a grieving, 15 year-old Jersey girl (Carly Schroeder) who dreams of playing soccer on her high school's boy's soccer team in memory of her dearly-departed big brother. Co-stars Dermot Mulroney, and siblings Andrew and Elisabeth Shue.

Hostel: Part II (R for nudity, profanity, sexuality, terror, torture, drug use and sadistic violence). Sadomasochistic snuff sequel about three American college coeds studying art in Rome who are lured under false pretenses by one of the models they're painting to a hostel in Slovakia where they end up as sex slaves to kinky perverts with a malevolent agenda. Cast includes Bijou Phillips, Heather Matarazzo, Lauren Graham and Vera Jordanova.

I Could Never Be Your Woman (PG-13 for sex and expletives). Romantic comedy about a single-mom (Michelle Pfeiffer) who falls for a younger man (Paul Rudd) at the same time that her teenage daughter (Saoirse Ronan) starts to date for the first time in her life. Cast includes Tracey Ullman, Fred Willard, Henry Winkler and Jon Lovitz.

Knocked Up (R for sex, drugs and profanity). Romantic comedy about a 24 year-old slacker (Seth Rogen) who gets the surprise of his life when a reporter (Katherine Heigl) with whom he shared a drunken one-night stand turns-up to inform him she's two month's pregnant. Ensemble cast includes Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann, American Idol's Ryan Seacrest, Dr. Ken Jeong, Debbie Matenopoulos and Charlyne Yi.

Mr. Brooks (R for profanity, nudity, graphic sexuality and gory violence). Jekyll & Hyde crime thriller about a homicide detective (Demi Moore) on the trail of a mild-mannered philanthropist and family man (Kevin Costner) whose alter ego (William Hurt) is a sadistic serial killer. Cast includes Marg Helgenberger, Lindsay Crouse and Aisha Hinds.

Nancy Drew (PG for brief violence, mild epithets and mature themes). Emma Roberts stars as the heroine of this screen adaptation of the popular series of children's novels about an amateur teen detective with a knack for solving mysteries. This caper has her newly-arrived in L.A. where she starts investigating the unsolved murder of a famous movie star (Laura Harring).

Ocean's Thirteen (PG-13 for sensuality). Clooney and company reassemble to plan their most ambitious caper yet, the heist of a casino owned by a ruthless mobster (Al Pacino) who had double-crossed a member (Elliott Gould) of the gang. With Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Bernie Mac, Don Cheadle, Andy Garcia, Casey Affleck, Carl Reiner and Ellen Barkin.

Once (R for profanity). Irish love story, set in Dublin, revolving around the whirlwind romance between a street musician (Glen Hansard) and the Czech immigrant (Marketa Irglova) who becomes his collaborator.

Paris, je t'aime (R for profanity and drug use). 20 directors, including the Coen Brothers, Gus Van Sant, Tom Twyker, Wes Craven and Alfonso Cuaron collaborated on these cinematic postcards from Paris, a tapestry woven from a score of five-minute vignettes set in the City of Light and starring Natalie Portman, Emily Mortimer, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Willem Dafoe, Miranda Richardson, Nick Nolte, Bob Hoskins, Elijah Wood and Gena Rowlands. (In French and English with subtitles)

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (PG-13 for intense violence and frightening images). Final chapter of the Disney trilogy revolves around the efforts of Will (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth (Keira Knightley) and Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) to free Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) who's trapped at the bottom of the ocean in Davy Jones' (Bill Nighy) locker.

Shrek the Third (PG for crude humor, suggestive language and action). Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Rupert Everett, John Cleese and Julie Andrews reprise their voice roles for this installment in which Prince Charming seeks to prevent the lovable ogre from ascending to the throne of Far, Far Away when Princess Fiona's father suddenly falls ill.

Spider-Man 3 (PG-13 for intense action sequences). Peter Parker finds himself wrestling with inner demons beckoning him to the wrong side of the law after a strange substance turns his alter ego's superhero outfit black. With Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard, James Cromwell, Bill Nunn and Theresa Russell.

Surf's Up (PG for mild epithets and rude humor). CGI-animated mockumentary offers a behind-the-scenes peek at the action at the annual Penguin World Surfing Championship. Voice cast includes Diedrich Bader, Jeff Bridges, Zooey Deschanel, Jon Heder, James Woods, Shia LaBeouf and Mario Cantone.

The Valet (Unrated). French farce about a car parking valet (Gad Elmaleh) at a posh Paris restaurant who pretends to be dating the supermodel mistress (Alice Taglioni) of a billionaire tycoon (Daniel Auteuil) in order to help save the shameless philanderer's marriage. (In French with subtitles)

Waitress (PG-13 for sex, expletives and mature themes). Kooky cooking comedy about a pregnant pastry chef (Keri Russell) who hopes to escape her unhappy marriage to a control freak (Jeremy Sisto) by entering her special "Kick in the Pants" pie in a baking contest with a $25,000 grand prize. With Nathan Fillion as the town's tongue-tied, bachelor gynecologist who catches her wandering eye.

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