By Stuart Mitchner
You can no longer trust what you are watching.
—Andy Martino, from Cheated
Bring Franz Kafka into a discussion of sign stealing in baseball and the game’s over, all bets are off. Put the Student of Prague on the metaphorical mound with his killer stuff, and it’s pointless to talk about the morality of an elaborate cheating system like the one infamously employed by the Houston Astros in their 2017 championship season.
The author of the novel-length slow curve called The Castle is here because I neglected his 140th birthday on July 3 to write about the late Cormac McCarthy. After a brief appearance on the same stage with J. Robert Oppenheimer later that month (“Quantum Kafka”), he was here in spirit last week with his devoted fan David Lynch. I’m speaking now as a fan myself, living through the summer of my discontent with the St. Louis Cardinals. This is a team that’s won the National League’s Central Division 11 times since the year 2000, along with three pennants and two World Championships. In 2021 the won-lost record was 91-71, last year it was 93-69. As I write, the numbers are 53-66 and the Cards are in last place, 12 games out. Something is definitely wrong with this picture. And it’s got nothing to do with cheating, stolen signals, or the Georgia indictments. It’s because a front office playing fantasy baseball bet $87 million on a be-careful-what-you-wish-for All-Star catcher without taking into account problems that drastically disoriented and demoralized the pitching staff. more